1. |
Personal Locater
01:06
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Ooooh...
Messing with the galley is my Personal Locater
I only get to fire with the gun
Ding Dumb, I always wanna get some
It must just be the fire in the night
I think about it, the fire in the night
Burning of the bell, oooh...
I only get to fire with the gun
Ding Dumb, I always wanna get some
It must just be the fire in the night
Would it be the galley in the fire, beep beep
Oh yes, it's my Personal Locater
Ayiyiyiyiyiyi
It gives me my super powers, oooh...
And now I feel so sad and lonely
Without my Personal Locator
Got a little grain elevator
Ding Ding Dumb, I always wanna get some
It might just be the fire in the night
Aaaarghghgh,wowowowowowowo
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2. |
Lil Pudgy
00:34
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Call him Lil Pudgy
Said he dropped a fudgy
Waaargh
Call him Lil Pudgy
Said he dropped a fudgy
Oh Oh!
Call him Lil Pudgy
Said he dropped a fudgy
Ooooh...
Everyone has their own form of paraphanelia
But I maintain, mine is a work of art
When you see a child do a pissy, pat it's head
Oooh Oooh Oooh
Rllll! Rllll! Rllll!
Mr Poppers Penguins
I have a lot of little animals
I keep in my basement
I have to buy very many bags of ice
They came and they went, oh!
Mr Poppers Penguins, oooooooooh!
Mr Poppers Penguins, rrrrrrrrrgh
Ice cube, basement!
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3. |
Mr Poppers Penguins
00:32
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4. |
Tally Ho
01:30
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a bit more than the standard meritocracy
Time to get out of bed, put your shoes on
Gilly in a bow!
Tally Ho, with a Gilly in the bay
Tally Ho, with a really in a riddle bay
Comes a time when you need
Just a bit more than the standard meritocracy
I'm a little bitty man
My vision of the world is so so small
Gonna give it all up, let's go,
With a go first tell del ridio
urrgh! urrgh! urrgh! urrgh! Aw!
There comes a time when you need
Just a bit more than the standard meritocracy
Time to get out of bed, put your shoes on
Gilly in a bow!
Tally Ho, in a Gilly in the bay
Tally Ho, with a really in a riddle bay
Comes a time when you need
A bit more than the standard meritocracy
I'm a little bitty man
My vision of the world is so so small
Gonna give it all up, let's go
With a go first tell del ridio
Aaaaargh
We need more than the standard meritocracy!
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5. |
Whisper
01:43
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This song is written in the form of a whisper
A return to the bourgeois sloganeering of my youth
Oh, well, how about that?
There will be no return to reactionary recidivism
But as my co-worker Mark says
The future of the world is on the Nile.
Inch by inch
Drop by drop
A return to glorious moral obliquity x2
oooooo, ah ah ah! whaaaa!
oooooo, ah ah ah! whaaaa!
oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo!
Well there you have it, a little bitty Whisper
A return to the bourgeois sloganeering of my youth
Oh, how about that?
oooooo, ah ah ah! whaaaa!
Inch by inch
Drop by drop
A return to glorious moral obliquity
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6. |
Wrustle
00:45
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A small boy
No arms, no legs
Sitting in a pile of leaves
What is he called? What is he called?
Aaaaaarrrrrgh!
Call him little pudgy boy, playing with a cow
Call him little tradgedy
Wrustle! Wrustle!
A small boy
Sitting in a pile of leaves
No arms, no legs
What is he called? What is he called?
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7. |
D-Con
01:13
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Desimone Desimone D-Con D-Con
A desimone D-Con all the way
Desimone Desimone D-Con D-Con
A desimone D-Con all the way
I don't know why, I didn't pay off
The little bitty phone bill
Whoo! Oh dear
And now I'm in trouble with the fat man
Aaaah, it's execution time
Desimone Desimone D-Con D-Con
A desimone D-Con all the way
Desimone Desimone D-Con D-Con
A desimone D-Con all the way
I don't know why, I didn't pay off
The little bitty phone bill
Whoo! Oh dear
And now I'm in trouble with the fat man
Aaaah, it's execution time
It all goes in a spiral
I have enemies everywhere
Mutt and Jeff x7
Oooooh!
Desimone Desimone D-Con D-Con
A desimone D-Con all the way
Desimone Desimone D-Con D-Con
A desimone D-Con all the way
I don't know why, I didn't pay off
The little bitty phone bill
Whoo! Oh dear
And now I'm in trouble with the fat man
Aaaah, it's execution time
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8. |
This Is Bill
00:59
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Digging for apples
Digging for apples is the greatest thing
And Bill was always just an apple boy combopulator
He loves the dirt and sweat in his mouth
But with a real ass kick
It always sends him flying
This is Bill x3
Itty bitty ooooh!
Bow wow ridobe
Scary boy go woooooo!
Apple boy catastrophe
Go get fucked up
Oh! Oh! lalalalalalalalala ah ah aha!
Bow wow ridobe
Scary boy go woooooo!
Apple boy catastrophe
Go get fucked up
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9. |
The Warning
01:27
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Uhhhhhhrrrrrr
Warning, Beware Beware Beware
Beware of the shoe shine boys
That are killing in a time by killing their family
Oooooooh! Aaaaaaa!
Goodie old time, Goodie old time
We're all gonna have really good little time
Warning
We're all gonna have a really old time
Warning, Beware Beware Beware
Beware of the shoe shine boys
That are killing in a time by killing their family
Oooooooh! Aaaaaaa!
Goodie old time, Goodie old time
We're all gonna have really good little time
Warning
We're all gonna have a really old little time
You have every reason to fear and despise
All the killing of time by little pigs
They'll do the same to you, AaaaaaaaaUhhhhhr!
You see those who make so much more money than you
and you want to kill them, and I don't blame you
AaaaaaaaaUhhhhhr!
Awwww!
Uhhhhhr! Uhhhhhr!
Beware of the shoe shine boys
That are killing in a time by killing their family
Oooooooh! Aaaaaaa!
Goodie old time, Goodie old time
We're all gonna have a really old little time
Aaaaaugh! Wuhhhhr!
Everyone be good now, ta ta.
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10. |
Too Tough To Paint
01:08
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I've been looking at a flower
Looking at a flower
I bet a little bit ago
Why will I die when I'm looking at you?
Too Tough to Paint
What you gonna say?
What the fuck are you gonna do?
I'm friends with little bitty pals
Little bitty pals
I'm friends with little bitty pals
Why will I die when I'm looking at you?
Too Tough to Paint
What will you say? What will you fucking do?
I've got a problem
It's with your little paint box
I've got a problem with no account shits
Always trying to tell me what to do
Argh Argh Argh Argh
But we're too tough to paint
We're too tough to paint
We're too tough to paint
We'retootoughtopaint
We're too tough to paint
We're too tough to paint
We're too tough todododododo
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11. |
Song One
00:50
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A pretty kitty is something to behold
Pretty little kitty is a high five centerfold
Tie it in a bowtie!
Killing time
And all of the kittens in the world
Make time worth killing
I feel so silly when I have to sleep alone
Pretty little kitty is a fi ri rigamo
Tie it in a bowtie!
Oh my kitty piggy
Oh kitty, aaaaargh!
I hate to tie you up and go
Pretty little kitty is a wild ride rainbow
aaaaargh, oooh...
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12. |
Wo-Wo-Wo
00:32
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I get the golly of the peppermint tree
With a bop and a bop and really go kind of go
Golly of the peppermint tree
Waaaaaaaa!
You know, we're the Gollipops
With the golly of the peppermint tree
With a bop and a bop and really go kind of go
Golly of the peppermint tree
A a a a a a a a a a a a!
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13. |
I Forced Him
02:12
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I forced an old old man
To eat a little chicken sandwich
I don't think he liked it very much
And his arms began to go to his legs
And he wanted to breathe
I do not think he cared for it all that much
Aaaah Old Old Man
Aaaah Little Chicken Sandwich
I am the Old Old Man
I am the Little Chicken Sandwich
I forced an old old man
To eat a little chicken sandwich
I don't think he liked it very much
As I lashed his arms behind his back
And he wanted to breathe
Well I don't seem to categorize these things
But I remember
When he was my daddy
And the things he would do
Ahhhhhhhhh daddy daddy, do you remember me?
Remember me I'm a big boy now!
I'm gonna kill you!
A little chicken sandwich
A little chicken sandwich
I forced an old man
To eat a little chicken sandwich
Uhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ak! Ak! Ak!
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14. |
Bathysphere
01:08
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Time has come, descend to the bathysphere
You punch the clock, you're doing your time
Time has come, descend to the bathysphere
You punch the clock, you're doing your time
You're going down, six feet under
The rooms are guarded with elected murderers
You have a chair, and it's a comfy chair
Read a book, all you need, aaaaaah!
Time has come, descend to the bathysphere
You punch the clock, you're doing your time
Time has come to descend to the bathysphere
Punching in the clock
When you're doing your time
You're going down, six feet under
The chairs are bolted to the floor
You have a chair, and it's a comfy chair
Read a book, all you need, aaaaaah!
Bathysphere
We're going down
Bathysphere, going to where we get it down
You're going down, six feet under
There is a doorway, leads to a room
You have a chair, and it's a comfy chair
Read a book, bla bla bla, aaaaaah!
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15. |
Genotype
00:53
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I like to fall down
Ehhhhhrrrrr Woooooo!
I like to fall down
Ehhhhhrrrrr Woooooo!
I'm a man of independent means and modern wealth
You are my favorite Genotype
We go on, We go on to the breeding ground
Just like a salmon the stream
You are my favorite Genotype
Just like a salmon exploding!
We go on, We go on to the breeding ground
Are my favorite Genotype
Are you like a salmon in the stream?
Oooo, oooooooo!
I like to fall down
Ehhhhhrrrrr Woooooo!
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16. |
Brillo
01:28
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Are the animal x8 Ayiyiyi
Are the animal OooooohWoooooo!
Are the animal Huuuuh!
Are the animal Uh uh uh!
Are the animal Ehhhhhh!
Are the animal Wowowowo
Are the animal Uh, uh
Are the animal, the animal, the animal
Hey, ya know, I ain't no animal
Stuff me full of cocaine
Everybody had their own supply of the paraphernelia
They even had a mirror on the floor
Joke told, line of coke sold
AaaaaaaWoooooo!
Everybody had their own supply of the paraphernelia
They even had a mirror on the floor
Ahoy! Toot Toot!
Everybody had their own supply of the paraphernelia
They even had a mirror on the floor
Joke told, line of coke sold
UhhhhhhhrWoooooo!
Are the animal Ooooooowoooow!
Are the animal Huuuuuuuuu!
Oooooo...
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17. |
Send In The Elephants
01:12
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Wo wo wo!
The elephants are coming out
Remember, the elephants of Africa
They're armed with machetes
Aaah! Aaah!
Send in the...ahhhhh!
Follow the asshole...ahhhh!
Eli ela...ahhhh!
Eli ela Eli ela Eli ela
Elephant!
Life without, the elevator's got to go
But for the explosion
O o o! The elevator's has got to go
The fucking elephant's head exploded
uhhhhrrrr.....waaargh!
ooooooooo.....aaaaaaa!
Send more x13 Elephants!
Wo wo! Ha ha ha!
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18. |
One Push
01:39
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It has occurred to me, just quite recently
That we are plagued, with this unsightly filth
They are far too near, they give me the fear
But what is to be done, what of the mess?
But just One Push, a final push
Rid the naughty boys of their sad condescensions
A sense of strength, of military valor
Will sweep away the rising tide
It's easy to say, it will just go away
It's not our fault, it could be worse
But what if there was, just one special day?
When we open our eyes, and justice is served
But just One Push, a final push
Rid the naughty boys of their sad condescensions
A sense of strength, of military valor
Will sweep away the rising tide
Just One Push, a final push
Rid the naughty boys of their sad condescensions
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19. |
Puppethead
00:41
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1-2-3-4
All the little kiddie kids
are doing a jiggy dance
they are going to the Punch and Judy
Everyone you know is going
To the puppet show sponsored by cable TV
Puppet Head Puppet Head
Everybody jiggy dance
Everybody Punch and Judy
All hail to the master
Puppet Head Puppet Head
We are going to watch
A little bit of Punch and Judy
Uhhhhrr!
1-2-3-4
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20. |
Good Driver Bad Driver
00:51
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It's an absolute moral imperative
When taking the Greggy for a ride
To put him in, his little special seat belt buckle
Make him feel, oh!, so warm and secure inside
Absolutely, positively
It's an absolute moral imperative
When taking the Greggy for a ride
To put him in, his little special seat belt buckle
Make him feel, oh!, so warm and secure inside
Absolutely, positively
See the bad driver gonna get on down
Gone in his mind, gonna get on down
See the bad driver get on down
Gone in his mind gonna get on down
Waaaaarghghghgh
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21. |
Spy Plane
00:40
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1-2-3-4
Eh eya eya!
Climb, it dives! X3
I spy a spy plane, eya eya!
I spy a spy plane, eya eya!
It hovers round
It hovers round
Climb, it dives! X3
I spy a spy plane, eya eya!
I spy a spy plane, eya eya!
It hovers round
It hovers round
1-2-3-4
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22. |
Work And Family
00:55
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Big bad Kathryn Brandt
why are you trying to kill the workers?
You loving son Brian
Wanna be gangster, gets in trouble
You will find out
Work and Family do not mix
You will find out
Work and Family do not mix
oooo oooo oooo oooo oooo oooo oooo oooo
Big bad Kathryn Brandt
why are you trying to kill the workers?
You loving son Brian
Wanna be gangster, gets in trouble
You will find out
Work and Family do not mix
You will find out
Work and Family do not mix
I declare a war
I declare a civil war
Against all failure
Work and Family
All bad things
Big Bad Big Bad Big Bad Big Bad
Big Bad Big Bad Big Bad wwwwoooow!
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23. |
Lumber
01:03
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Oh, I went to visit fi ri rattlebrain
I yelled right out are ya from Wisconsin
Oh! That's ok
I went to visit Kali in a fi ri rattlebrain
You see, I've got the same kind of enemies
Both north and south
I went to visit Kali in a fi ri rattlebrain
Northern Wisconsin
You see, the trees, they go down the river
And the twigs and branches go down the stream
It's like the hand of a giant god
You can push me down the river
But you cannot push me around
Oh, you're really in a fi ri rattlebrain
Killed right out
In northern Wisconsin, oh, that's ok
Rattle Rattle Brain! I Love that Brain!
Rattle That Brain
Aaaaaaa!
Aaaaaaa!
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24. |
Tickle Time
00:54
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Gilgamesh he got a good price
Oh Pompeii let's scream delight
A bitty and a bally good price
All they got were souveneirs
That they use for rabbit ears
Mommy boy and Tickle Time
I wanna shout
Where you gonna hide
When the rabbit comes out
I'm really in the Fire with the Fear
And now we come to Tickle Time
Ohhhhhh Nooooo Tickle Time!
Now that I know
Girlfriend is yours
I can't hold, my mind
Ohhhhh Nooooo Waaaaaa!
The Terran Federation
Bans the use of Tickle Time
Run it to the ground
Tickle Tickle!
The Terran Federation
Bans the use of Tickle Time
He's rolling on the ground
Tickle Tickle!
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25. |
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It was a hard, vicious night
Me and Sgt. Tilly were trying
to make it back to Base 4
We were making our way
across the wastelands of central Wisconsin
Trying to hop trains, when...
Jumping trains, running down that world
that was to the world that would a be
A Tilly on a top
This is where my mind explodes
Jumping trains, running down to that world
that was to the world that would a be
A Tilly on a top, the can's a place
where still they cancel all the discipline
he ha!
Here we are,
trapped at the little switching station
The took us out, and beat us with paddles
Sgt. Tilly was a far cry
sad that we had come to this sad conclusion
Oh Mercy
They started us off
with the little bitty chores
Then they tried to work us up to the Leg Bite
Leg Bite, silly old thing
Part of the kill that'll feel too good
and I find I'll fight
for the world that would a be
Jumping dead on a train to that world
that was to the world that would a be
A Tilly on a top,
Now this is where my mind exploded
Jumping dead on a train to that world
that was to the world that would a be
A Tilly on a top,
In your mind, all the old liquor lady
ideal leads to bad discipline
Ya Ya Ya Ya
Ya!
Ya Ya Ya Ya
Ya Ya Ya...
It was a hard, vicious experience
but it was character forming
We escaped from the base
And we hitched another train
In our long, futile attempt to reach Base 4
Can you hear me?
I'm out here in central Wisconsin
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26. |
Fly Cry
00:42
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Ai Ai! Ai Ai!
Fly Cry
Ultimate test
Ultimate test of cerebral fitness
I'm gonna fucking make you fly
And you'll cry hard
Whoooooo! Ai Ai!
Wowowo Wowowo Wowowo
Uhuhuhuh Uhuhuhuh Uhuhuhuh Uhuhuhuh
Fly Cry
Ultimate test
Ultimate test of cerebral fitness
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27. |
Huffing
00:48
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My brain laughs to death
I can't go to waste
So nice and lovely
Like a taste pussy
What say this old draught
When my conkle shout
So nice and so lovely
Like a tasty pussy
Hufffff Hufffff Hufffff Hufffff
So nice and so lovely
Like a tasty pussy
I can't go to fate
I can't go to waste
Like a concentrate
Like a taste pussy
I can't go to waste
I can't go to fate
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28. |
It's Only Natural
00:28
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Talk to me, can you see?
You better have a little bit of fight
I don't know when your girlfriend tells me
It feels so good
It's not that I don't wanna
You're not gonna fight
I asked her to come back home
It's only natural
Uhhhhhr! Uhhhr!
It's only natural
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!
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29. |
Kitty Pig
00:34
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Kitty Pig Kitty Pig Kitty Pig Pig
Kitty Pig Kitty Pig
Kitty Kitty Kitty Pig
Kitty Kitty Pig Kitty Pig Pig Pig
Kitty Pig Kitty Pig
Kitty Kitty Kitty uhrrrrrh!
Right now
The earthside policy
Safe on Sunday, looking fucked
Oh, were do you think you'll go
When you try to grab your giddy up giddy oh
Kitty is a Pig,
Kitty is a perfect time to beeeeeeeee!
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30. |
More Than Kittens
00:56
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In my room, in my chair
No escape, no way out
Where o where o where o where o where
o where o where o where o where
You know why, you can't come
I maintain
I just ate part of your brain
I just ate part of your brain
I kill prey, I had a crazy old little time
The sunside Prussian
While inside prothesyze
Evil, evil man
Little piggy boy
It put's up with
Hurrah Hurrah Hurrah!
You know why You know why You know why
You know why You know why
You know why, In my Room
No escape, no way out
I know I'm More than Kittens Yeah!
You know why, More than Kittens
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31. |
Pig Jig
01:09
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You call yourself a Pig Jig
Oh Well, Oh Well, how about you?
Some of you'd best stop, look, listen, and laugh
Or beware, you'll be Pig Jigged too
Silly Putty
Pig Jig
The glory of the space age jitterbug
Silly Putty
Pig Jig
How long do you expect this to go?
You call me the Pig Jig
Oh Well, Oh Well, how about you?
Some of you'd best stop, look, listen, and laugh
Or beware, you'll be Pig Jigged too
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!
Silly Putty
Pig Jig
The glory of the space age jitterbug
Silly Putty
Pig Jig
How long do you expect this to go?
Pig Jig!
Aha!
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32. |
Eel Mountain
00:51
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Who Knows the secret of Eel Mountain
Who Knows the secret of Eel Mountain
A Mountain of lamprey eels, who can control
all our beleaguered cowering mates
It was the last thing we wanted.
we were friends with the eels
they guarded our children
and protected the bay
Then Fisherman Cracker,
cursed be his name
spoiled the sacred waters,
spoiled the sacred lane
They boiled out of the water,
fought us hand to hand,
when they took over the mountain,
they controlled the land.
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33. |
Captain Cookers
00:36
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Captain Cookers, Electric Hookers
Give it a while, give it a while
Captain Cookers, Electric Hookers
Give it a while, give it a while
Captain give you break in life
take you on a merry life
Everyone is so impressed
Saw a lot of boring mess
Captain Cookers, Electric Hookers
Give it a while, give it a while
Take me! Take me! Take me! Chuck me!
Ak!
And if left the cow
with would that to be would be ok
Captain Cookers, Electric Hookers
Give it a while, give it a while
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34. |
Iron Command
00:52
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We were moving through a land of fog
North of Italy, born of the land
Drove through the Iron and South to Hazard Strike
All great forms of healing
We drove through a land of Pandas
I march for the victor
I pray for an action
We are ruling with Madmen
We are Prisoners
Of the Iron Command
Of the Iron Command
When, I change, the Panda mood
And relax, and bittumen
And idle bittimus
Some said, sofa, some stuff
Keep a little belly safe
Knowing in the pallindrome
Holly of the molly day
You Pooly in the polly do
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35. |
Chronos God Of Time
01:00
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Listen, I am the master of all time
I cannot give a shit, listen, it was given
without a thought to a crime
But with the embrace of my arm I can protect you
In my cloak of evil
Because of my magnificent powers
You will know spite, burn!
See, I haven't got the clutch
What are you forgetting Doc Doctor?
See, I have a rotten clutch
What are you forgetting Doc Doctor?
Time, Display
I'll bet you'll try to get away
Time, Display
I'll bet you'll try to get away
See, I am master of all time
Time, Display
I'll bet you'll try to get away
Time, Display
I'll bet you'll try to get away
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36. |
Grand Marshall
00:58
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When you see the Grand Marshall
You'd better look him in the eye
For if you need a special favor
There's 200 values left to try
Ooooooooooooooooo Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhh!
When you see the Grand Marshall
You'd better look him in the eye
For if you need a special favor
There's 200 valued ways to try
Smile together! Look chubby!
Grand Marshall Grand Marshall
Grand Marshall Grand Marshall Grand Marshall
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Grand Marshall Grand Marshall Grand Marshall
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Grand Marshall, uh!
Yuh
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37. |
Xerobot
00:56
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He he!
Here's Xerobot,
just a little little little bot
Lacking time, has no purpose
How many of the other robots
struggle with his sheer disservice
These robots just hang around
They do not want a second chance
Xerobot, robot without a purpose
No robot, No robot
Xerobot, robot without a purpose
No robot, No robot
Here's Xerobot,
just a little little little bot
Trapped in time, has no purpose
One of the other ugly robots
said that it would give disservice
These robots just hang around
They do not want a second chance
These kind of robots
do not want a second chance
Xerobot,
robot without a purpose
Ahhhhhr!
There was a little robot
Trrrrrriiiiil!
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